Bully the Turkey

Nov, Thursday 18th 1981

Bully the Turkey

Once, in a Turkey town, there lived dozens and dozens of turkeys and the worst turkey of all was Bully. He was so mean that everyone called him Bully, the Turkey. One day a messenger came home with some bad news. “It’s almost that worst holiday of the year and some men are coming with guns.” For turkeys this has always been a threat on this holiday. Some men were coming and the turkeys were hiding good. Bully the Turkey gave out some of the their hiding places. He also put a firecracker in the mayor’s shoe, made Charlie Turkey swallow a cigar.
“Something must be done about Bully the Turkey”, the town said.
“I think he should be on the dinner table.” said Chicken Turkey.
“I have a plan” said Susie Turkey.
The next day Bully said, “Get out of my way, punk”. Bully punched the guy. Bully went walking along, when he saw his cousin, Dirty Turkey. He said, “Hello, dumb cousin.” Then his cousin slapped him in the face. They started a big fight. Afterwards the police came and put Bully in jail.
The bars were easy to get out and he tried to get out. He jumped out of the window and into a big hot pot. That was the end of Bully the Turkey. Some men came and picked him up and that is how Bully the Turkey ended up on the dinner table.
The End.