UA MR CAS Chapter 17

Several minutes before 12:34pm. May 6^th, 1978 somewhere in Vietnam, 3 men dived behind some trees escaping some gunfire from some unhappy gorilla solders that were shooting their way into
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"Oh Oh Aaaaaa", screamed one of the Gorilla solders as he fired a gun in the direction of the men hidden behind some trees.
"BE Alert-the world needs more Lerts"; was written on a patch on the arm of one of the men. He was part of the world famous Lerts. A elite rescue unit, determine to rescue American Solders held captive in various countries throughout the world. His last mission had been a really dangerous mission to France. But now he was facing some trained Gorilla’s who had learned how to use m-16’s. The Lert had managed to rescue two MIA’s from a prison camp before becoming the Gorillas banana.
"Can you apes shoot straight," yelled the Lert as he pulled out his own gun and open fired at them.
"Oh aaa aaa Ohhh Aaaa Aa Aaa aaaaaaaaa ", ( For the sack of convenience I will interpret Gorilla for you, so you can follow along. The Lert happens to know Gorilla)
"Some people are going to leave a mark on this world while others will leave a stain, and your going to be the Stain."
"No sense arguing with a bunch of idiot gorilla’s. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience," he shouted at the Apes.
"Stupid man," growled a Gorilla as he fired his gun, "You’re not going to make a monkey out us."
"So where you guys from," asked the Lert? "Me I actually come from a place called ‘The Hiber Nation. A Country populated by sleeping bears. Were related to America in away. George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country."
"I’m from America, from a town in Texas called "Ding Dong, you know there's also a town called Texas town called "Earth." This causes many people in Texas to say "We may live in Ding Dong, but we're going to earth."
"Dumb Humans". More Gunfire.
"And You?" asked the Lert? "Where are you from?"
"Well? It’s kin a small town that no one has ever heard of. It’s called Hus……..WOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A big Blur came shooting by. The apes lost their composure for a moment, and scurried up a tree. 6 small figures dropped out of the blur and landed in the jungle. The Lert and the two MIA’s starred in amazement. They weren’t sure if they should make a break for it, or find out what was going on. The Gorilla’s didn’t wait long. They climbed down out of the trees took out their guns and started firing. Their gunfire went right over the heads of the 6 things that fell out of the blur. They seemed to be creatures. One of them hit one over the Head.
"Who knows where that guy in the clown suit is now?"
Who knows? And he will tell in the next chapter of
UA MR CAS.