3 weeks later, Willy had written 3 full pages. Not bad. Not Good.
Still too much time in the net and in the Loud Hush.
3 weeks later a man began to surf the Internet. He was looking through all the newspapers on line he could find. He really liked his hometown newspaper and always wanted to see how other town or city newspapers compared to his own. After a certain amount of time he came across what seemed to be a Newsletter for a very small U.S. Town. The whole paper tended to be about 2 pages. He started from the 2nd page, deciding to leave all the excitement of the big news for the front. He read an article about the upcoming debate in town.
Jelly Beans: Fruit or Vegetable
For quite a small town it had quite a big section devoted to crime and those who transgressed it.
Some old guy got a speeding ticket.
Artee Matt and Arthur Fatt got arrested for carrying a bathtub across the town green.
(law borrowed from Mass)
Someone else got nabbed for annoying a pigeon at Park Street, Street Park.
(law borrowed from Hawaii SEC. 10-1.2)
Nanny Nunny Noony was arrested and convicted of a class 4 felony and was facing up to three years in a state prison for "eavesdropping" on her own conversation. .
(Law borrowed from Illinois -720 ILCS 5/14-2.
Unknown to him, the town was so small and had so little crime of any kind, that the local town government adopted any law they could find on record anywhere in the United States or any part of the world, no matter how dumb it was.
There was a movie review on a film that came out a few years ago.
‘Stop or my Mom will Shoot”, is a very griping moving drama that leads one to realize even tough guys like Stalone still need their mom to come in and blow away the boggy men.”
“What a Loser Town,” he muttered. I wonder what their lead story is?”
His eyes seemed to be quite shocked to discover that 2 dead bodies had been found. Weird. For some reasons his thoughts tended to drift towards.... but it couldn’t be. Could it?
“No,” He then read the whole article. At the end he sat quietly looking at his screen. 20 min paused with him looking at the screen.
A Cannon fire of an explanation escaped his lips at this point.
“OH MY HEAD”.
He picked up the phone to call... “Awww Freebies and Ice Cream, it might help if I hang up the phone first, “ he said slamming the phone down. He knew that what he just said and did, did not make any sense. He decided to take a cookie break to clear his mind before he called them.
At that point a man in that small town made a revelation about the two dead bodies and began a quest.
At that same point somewhere else someone said to his companions
“Lets hightail are hinee’s out of here,” and flew off in their vehicle away from the scene of conflict. Soon however the scene of conflict decided to continue conflicting with the earlier party and took off after them in very high, boiling, hot pursuit.
All over deceptions were being planned, Romance was being planned, relaxing was being planned, and other things as well. These things would go well into a story. Willy realized though that he would probably never get his book written. He wanted to work on the book he was working on now, but had some other ideas he wanted to write about. Ideas that were more for the advancement edification on Society and stories that would stretch hopefully from this world and bear fruit for the next. Willy was distracted. An issue that some people in the Loud Hush began to talk about that perked Willy’s interest. It was about the two bodies that had been found on a farm in Hushville. It was weird for a murder to have taken place in such a small town. The bodies were not identified.
I thought about the conversation I had heard several weeks ago. That was the type of conversation that would get somebody killed. MM. Oh Well. Just an hour on the net today. I said that as it expanded to three. As I was searching,
Willy found an interesting Web site dedicated to 6 mythical creatures that flew around on a magic bed. He was captivated but perplexed as the one who made the Web site indicated that it was true. The world is a weird place.
I decided to go lie down. as I was having trouble editing my writings. I kept finding spelling mistakes.
He could never remember the right proper tenses or rules of English either. He found a nice couch and lay down.
Soon I was asleep. I started to drift into a dream. I started to float into a river of mattress. I bounced up and down the river until I finally stopped maybe a mile down the river. I sat there and looked at the mattress all around me.
Then Willy saw something woooshhhhh by him so fast it looked like a giant blur. Maybe it was a giant blur. It was a dream so it didn't have to make sense. The Blur continued to speed along the river. Another blur in the distance seemed to be closing in on the other blur. A blur shot out of that blur and went by the other blur. The Blurs continued until they came into focus. The Focus developed into Chapter one of
The Untitled/Action/Mystery/Romantic/Comedy/Adventure/Story
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