Stalking the Unicorn through the Deppest Darkest Jungles of Resnick

Stalking he Unicorn through the Deepest Darkest Jungles of Resnick

Inside the Funhouse I went, with a group of  hearty adventures,

Known as the C Team.

Down These Dark Spaceways we traversed

Taking  Solo Flights Through Shared Worlds 

Exchanging New Dreams for Old 

As we journeyed Through the Deepest Darkest Jungles of Resnick

Stalking the Unicorn with Gun and Camera

The Gun was for the Pink Elephants and Hairy Toads who might attack us as we treked along,

And because it was during the time of the Revolt of the Sugar Plum Fairies, which highlighted the danger

As they might cause The Crack in the Cosmic Egg which might shorten our mission

Stalking the unicorn.

The Monsters of the Midway left us alone as they were  Watching Marcia the Beachcomber ,

King of the Blue Planet ,

writing His Award-Winning Science Fiction Story,

While The Bull Moose at Bay  was Swimming Upstream in the Wells of the Desert,

Which lessoned the fear of death which the Bull Moose brings so swiftly, after all

Death Is an Acquired Trait, which I don’t wish to acquire which is why we are 

Stalking the Unicorn.

Other people we didn’t see for reason for reasons hard to explain but worth mentioning in brief are

The Gefilte Fish Girl & Frankie the Spook ; Girls for the Slime God

Who Took an Inquiry Into the Auction of the United States of America

While The Toymaker and the General Wrote the New Testament, Ushered in the Renaissance, and Birdied the 17th Hole at Pebble Beach

While we Stalked the Unicorn.

This Slice of Life is what The B Team experienced as they stalked the Unicorn

All they found was The Blue-Nosed Reindeer and some Super Acorns

Disillusions were scared in their minds through the Alien Radio.

Which was  The Light that Blinds, and the Claws that Catch the thoughts trying

To Stalk the Unicorn.

Dobcheck, got  Lost in this Funhouse which is why they sent us out from the

Mwalimu in the Squared Circle

 to Forrest of  Resnick

To Stalk the Unicorn.

So if I could just have A Moment of Your Time

So we stroll Down Memory Lane

To the Island of Annoyed Souls

So we can feed The Starving Children on Mars

How we get there is Unsafe at Any Speed

It is not as Pleasantly Pink as Travels with My Cats

Or as pleasant as Stalking the Unicorn.

This writing of your reading

Is Darker Than You Wrote

On The Joy of Hats

Or The Elephants on Neptune

As you spend your Post Time in Pink

Traveling with The Adventure of the Pearly Gates

The sun lights the way while

We Stalk the Unicorn.

After we stalked the Unicorn

And capture it with the camera

On the lost continent of Moo

Will the Last Person to Leave the Planet Please Shut off the Sun?