Sunday, May 22, 2011

Stalking the Unicorn through the Deppest Darkest Jungles of Resnick

Stalking he Unicorn through the Deepest Darkest Jungles of Resnick

Inside the Funhouse I went, with a group of  hearty adventures,
Known as the C Team.
Down These Dark Spaceways we traversed
Taking  Solo Flights Through Shared Worlds 
Exchanging New Dreams for Old 
As we journeyed Through the Deepest Darkest Jungles of Resnick
Stalking the Unicorn with Gun and Camera

The Gun was for the Pink Elephants and Hairy Toads who might attack us as we treked along,
And because it was during the time of the Revolt of the Sugar Plum Fairies, which highlighted the danger
As they might cause The Crack in the Cosmic Egg which might shorten our mission
Stalking the unicorn.

The Monsters of the Midway left us alone as they were  Watching Marcia the Beachcomber ,
King of the Blue Planet ,
writing His Award-Winning Science Fiction Story,
While The Bull Moose at Bay  was Swimming Upstream in the Wells of the Desert,
Which lessoned the fear of death which the Bull Moose brings so swiftly, after all
Death Is an Acquired Trait, which I don’t wish to acquire which is why we are 
Stalking the Unicorn.

Other people we didn’t see for reason for reasons hard to explain but worth mentioning in brief are
The Gefilte Fish Girl & Frankie the Spook ; Girls for the Slime God
Who Took an Inquiry Into the Auction of the United States of America
While The Toymaker and the General Wrote the New Testament, Ushered in the Renaissance, and Birdied the 17th Hole at Pebble Beach
While we Stalked the Unicorn.

This Slice of Life is what The B Team experienced as they stalked the Unicorn
All they found was The Blue-Nosed Reindeer and some Super Acorns
Disillusions were scared in their minds through the Alien Radio.
Which was  The Light that Blinds, and the Claws that Catch the thoughts trying
To Stalk the Unicorn.

Dobcheck, got  Lost in this Funhouse which is why they sent us out from the
Mwalimu in the Squared Circle
 to Forrest of  Resnick
To Stalk the Unicorn.

So if I could just have A Moment of Your Time
So we stroll Down Memory Lane
To the Island of Annoyed Souls
So we can feed The Starving Children on Mars
How we get there is Unsafe at Any Speed
It is not as Pleasantly Pink as Travels with My Cats
Or as pleasant as Stalking the Unicorn.

This writing of your reading
Is Darker Than You Wrote
On The Joy of Hats
Or The Elephants on Neptune
As you spend your Post Time in Pink
Traveling with The Adventure of the Pearly Gates
The sun lights the way while
We Stalk the Unicorn.

After we stalked the Unicorn
And capture it with the camera
On the lost continent of Moo
Will the Last Person to Leave the Planet Please Shut off the Sun?



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