UA MR CAS Chapter 16

Something Exciting happen in Chapter 15 of UA MR CAS,. The MUA survives getting hit by a big semi-truck.. Something rather dull happens with our 3 hero's and nothing changes for Bodie Lee aboard the airplane and what of Jelly? Mysterious person there after all (or am I just saying that) . All this excitement to read about. But, I , But I can't think of what it is at the present moment. So let’s move on to
Chapter 16 of UA MR CAS
A word search on Yahoo leads one to SecretInformat.com. A website for those in the spy business who want info that only a super mole, leak, informant can dish out. It gives you clues to track down your informant. It was at this time that a little info was needed about a lot of things, that only a mole could provide..
First Clue: Some $ was mailed to our hero's. .15 cents to one hero. .10 cents to the other. Nothing for the third. `Meet us at this time, the day after the day before the day before tomorrow' was written on a bright white piece of paper. This sentence was next to a musical note.
`What'? asked Manual. "I don't get it what's with these clues? And what can we get with a total of a quarter that he only gave to two of us."
"Very good,' interjected Ace. Meet at Quarter of 2."
"It's on Bright White, PM." added Daisy.
" In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday," began Manual. Today is Tuesday...
" It's Tuesday," Daisy said.
"Day after today, after yest..."Manual began to think."
"Don't bother," said Ace. "It is Tuesday. What's the musical note now?"
"Key of F", Daisy said.
"Aaaa Stupid fly," Manual said swinging to swat it away from his ear."
"That's it." Daisy and Ace said together. "
" The housefly hums, middle octave, key of F," exclaimed Daisy.
There they were the next day at the Bigsville Library at 1:45. The Bigsville Library is next door to the Housefly Cafe. A popular coffee shop. After some Espresso and a Bagel the three headed to the Library. They looked for their next clue.
Clue 2: Look for a book that does not have the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place.
"Gosh. If you can't convince them, confuse them, Manual began.
"A book that's not the Bible," asked Ace.
"E-i-e-i-o", sang Manual. Daisy and Ace just looked at him. "Sorry, singing helps me to think. Did you know that E-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm?"
Daisy reached over and gave Manual a big Kiss.
"Aaaaa, anymore useless info you'd like to know?"
"The Letter E", that's the answer", said Daisy.
"What book doesn't contain the letter E?", asked Ace?
"What Book indeed you bunch of unsophisticated baboons," shouted a man. He was five feet, five inches tall, white curly hair, brown eyes, white face, little white mustache, and a real nice set of silver toned glasses. He had on plaid paints with a nice blue t-shirt, with an n even nicer blue tie The man was on break from lunch., (I knew that I could tie in Seed) "My favorite book by Ernest Vincent Wright. It‘s called "Gadsby", it contains over 50,000 words none of them with the letter "E." Pretty darn amazing if I say so myself. I come over everyday to read this book, cause its such a piece of art."
"Why don't you check it out with your library card?", asked Manual.
"I have $99 in fines and I lost my card."
"Why don't you buy the book?" Manual asked again, “or pay your fines.?”
"Oh Crap," the man thought to himself," A noisy son of a leech." Daisy reached over and gave him a kiss on his check.
"Gee thanks." Daisy said. "We were looking for this book.
"Aaaa here, you go,' he said, giving the book to her. "Let me know if you want anything else." He slipped away. "Oh Crap, she must want an affair. All these women want to chase me. Oh Crap, it's getting to be to much."
They looked in the book for the next clue.
Clue # 3. + Up Issic Asimov.
"What", Manual said with his usual look of puzzlement.
"We must find a Issic Asimov book.", said Ace.
"Yeah but where?, inquired Daisy.
"Let’s just ask someone," said Manual?. `Hey little boy,' said Manual to a little boy running by." Do you know what section we can find an Issic Asimov book in?
"He's a little kid, he's not gonna know," Ace insisted.
"Look bub. I'm Randy Mcfee, a world renowned Top Private Spy. Best Spy in the business three years in a row running. Any top private Spy knows his books." Randy in was in a hurry to intercept The Latest Harry Potter book before his arch 8-year-old rival Wally got a hold of it. But a Top Private Spy could not refuse good citizens in trouble.
Ace and Manual just looked at him." Daisy understanding the psychology of little kids and knew about the extravagant fantasies of an 8 year old said," Ok Top Private Spy, "She said bending down to his level. " Can you tell us."
"For a beautiful Dame such as yourself," Randy said with his eyes bugging out of his face, as she was the most gorgeous woman he'd ever seen. She probably had her face on a Holy Card somewhere. Only Saints turn out to be so beautiful. He could flirt later. If he gave her the answer, maybe he would get the hero's reward of a piece of chocolate, not a hug though. He hated, well he was starting to like girls and it was annoying him..
" Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category, I learned that from my Dad, who really is into reading and stuff." He held out his hand expecting Candy and instead got a big Kiss on his lips. " That's for you and your Dad, Thanks."
He went bright red and floated down the hall. "I don't want to like this, I don't want to like this," he said.
"What's with kissing everyone, asked Manual?"
"I kiss people when I'm figure out mysteries." Sorry, it's something that runs in my family from when I was a little kid.
If we add up all the numbers of the Dewey Dismal System we get this... 900." Ace pointed out. "There are 3 of us. Divide 3 of us into 900, we get 300.
" And a mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night., Awesome", Daisy said, as she patted Ace on the Back. Ace looked at her expecting something more.
"Sorry Ace, It take a whole lot more to kiss you."
"You can kiss me again,' Manual thought.
"Ok but what does all this mean,' said Daisy.
"It means we talk now," said a Mysterious Cloaked Figure with Very Dark Sunglasses. It was the mole that they had been waiting for. "Suicide"
"Ha???"," The threesome inquired.
"When someone kills himself, its called Suicide. The Sheriff he killed himself."
"What do you mean he killed himself?, asked Ace. "He was shot dead by some Mysterious Unknown Assailant."
"That's right.", said the Mysterious Cloaked Figure. He puffed out a ring of smoke.
"Isn't there no smoking in a public place, especially a library.
"The Sheriff shot himself, thus a suicide."
"It sounds like your saying the MUA and the Sheriff are the same guy." Daisy explained. But that’s impossible isn’t.
"My CAT scan is picking up a High Frequency ultrasound. It's a ‘Lion's Roar Truck’ 5 miles away. They’re coming. I must be fast and brief. To find out the fullness of this situation. 12345678." As he said this he handed them a tissue. "How do you get down from an elephant?" They looked at him with a hint of puzzlement and also a hint of awe, awaiting the answer.
"You don't get from an elephant," Manual began to explain. You get down from a....
"DUCK", Ace cried pulling his two companions down. The Mysterious Cloaked Figure was gone.
A Sailfish shoot out from the fish tank. A Sailfish can leap out of the water and into the air at a speed of 50 miles (81 km) per hour. A bunch was just leaping out of the library fish tank. The Sailfish shot over the hero's heads and crashed into some books.
"I thought he said they were 5 miles away." Someone is 5 feet away. More Sailfish started firing missing our hero's and the innocent bystanders.
"Oh Crap, it braced my newly combed hair." After 3 more fired off, it was all done.
“I think that was only a distraction so the Mysterious Clocked Figure could slip away without being seen. We better get out of here too before that Lion’s roar truck gets here. Good thing nobody hurt.”
“Oweeeeeeeeeeeeeee, “ said a guy dressed in a smurf outfit. It was Evil Genius Smurf. He was getting some books to learn some things, as that is what books are for, so that the Killer Smurfs could be the most learned gang in town. Anyway. ( I was planning on having some great big fight scene between Ace and some local nut trying to shoot up the library but the Sailfish disabled him, but I had too much to do, and had computer problems so I didn’t write it. Maybe another time.”) The three walked out of the library.
“You don‘t get down from an elephant,” Manual was still thinking. “A duck. That’s good. You also get down from a.....”
“Boogie,” Ace said as he broke out in a John Travolta pose. Oh my gosh do you know what the tissue means?”
“Somebody has a cold,” asked Manual?
“NO”, said both Daisy and Manual as they and Ace walked out of the library. It means that the Boggy Men are on the trail.
“Are they scary people,” asked Ace?
“Ok, A quick biology lesson, we have time. When you inhale air through your nose, it contains lots of tiny particles, like dust, dirt, germs, and pollen. If these particles made it all the way to the lungs, the lungs could get damaged and it would be difficult to breathe. Boggers work by trapping the particles and keeping them in the nose. After these particles get stuck inside the nose, the mucus surrounds them along with some of the tiny hairs inside the nose called cilia. The mucus dries around the particles. When the particles and dried-out mucus clump together, you're left with a booger! Maybe that was too long of an explanation. But the boggie men sort of work the same way. They keep the dirtbags of society from polluting the lungs of Freedom and Democracy. Oh.”
“What about the numbers.?” asked Manual.
“It’s a date!”, explained Daisy. Manual got all excited.
“But what does it mean?” asked Daisy. Ace thought he knew, but wasn’t sure. What happen of significance back at 12:34 on May 5th 1978? (12345678).”
Could this have something to do with long forgotten FunnyMan and the 6 adventures in Vietnam. Does the Sheriff tie in to this all? Is he the MUA? If So How? What is the Lion’s Roar Truck. What of the other parts of the stories that have not been concluded or written including Chapter 15. Is all this plot expression going someplace. You’ll just have to read the next chapter and find out.