Paperclips Supliment

OTHER THINGS I WISH TO INCLUDE IF I EVER CAN
“I believe that the fact I have not been fired proves there is a God”- Scoter
Tamara is an escape from a carnival or a circus. A bunch of Clowns comes in looking for her. A pie fight breaks out. She could be the midget.
There is an shoplifter who steals lots of stuff due to the fact that every time the security alarm goes off as he’s walking out the door, everyone always just waves him on.
The head of Security for Paper Clips has secret spies in the store, spying on the managers and staff
A secret shopper isn’t so secret as he looks like an agent. Gets beat up by some employees
The Manager from the Paper clips down the road loves to call and brag about how much better his store is doing in sales. He also sends over all the left over merchandise he doesn’t want.
James the Merchandiser and Roger the Merchandiser play floor hockey out back
A group of former employees takes over the store.
Don is the hero. He may seem like he’s learning disabled but is really an undercover cop.
Susan is paged letting the whole store know that her mother is on the line by the employee who walks to work 4 miles back and forth everyday.
The air conditioning is always kept on in the store, no matter what season it is. Including winter
The Head receiver and his brother built a fort out of Card Board.
Their is a Phantom Worker who helps out, who annoys, who does weird things to customers and staff. No one, not even management knows who He is. He is the Phantom Worker.
The Head of Paperclips Security has his Secret Police staked out in Paperclips. They take down shoplifter
Scooter catches the notorious Coupon Thief by spotting a phony coupon.
Their is a chase through the aisles with a scoter (not Scoter) and a cartridge
Some business man has set up his office in the back of the store. Has Pizza delivered.
Paperclips: Hot Digadee we certainly do have that.
“Attention please. Please return to the register. Our neglectful cashier forget to debeep your tag on your item. You are not being accused of stealing. “Repeats”.
Scoter writes a story on Paperclips calling it Staples. It is banned Reading at the store.
Jerry Gold is the Third Manger in 4 weeks. One Manager lasted 1/2 a day. He told Matt he was leaving. Matt asked when. He said 15 minutes.
The store breaks out into a Musical #
One customer spends the whole script trying to find the 3 x 5 cards and can not find them.
Their is a Store Hamster that runs around. Ermine (home from College) tries to get him.
Customer leaves without their items. Runs out of Store in hurry.
Scoter has many Car troubles
Copy center person wears sign saying he won’t help customers
Sarah, Harold, The head receiver and his brother all left Paperclips for other jobs but returned when they didn’t work out.
Customer asks “You don’t have Paper Clips at Paperclips?“ Ha Ha
Never any Pens at the register.
Plus more Staples Characters turned into Paperclips Characters