In these tales you will meet the crime fighting Funnyman who is the hero who gets all the laughs, solves all the crimes and saves all the women, just in the nick of time. He’s just an average American Bobby Joe, who just loves to sit watching TV and he just happens to own the biggest comic book store in town. He’s about 5 feet tall and has dark brown hair. He weighs 120 pounds, and has some freckles on his nose. He more or less looks like his twin brother Ace who is an international spy, whom B.J. has never met.
When he’s not selling comics, he’s out fighting crime. Funnyman’s the funniest crime fighter alive. He wears an Indian looking suit that covers him from head to toe, and a life preserver around his neck with some little gadgets. He wears this plastic mask that covers his face and doesn't get hot and looks just like a circus clown, with eyes that stick out and a huge red nose, bright orange hair and a circus clown hat, white with blue polka dots, a red pom pom on the top and blue stem on the bottom, and he has flippers on his feet. He brings his costume wherever he goes, because he never knows when disaster will show. I don’t know, I’m not quite sure, just how he does store his costume, so it’s hidden away, but he does it anyway.
Funnyman has several skills which make up his crime fighting technique. He’s a good fighter, smooth as silk, he can beat up guys 20 times stronger than he. He has high I.Q. He can solve a mystery like adding 2 + 2. What helps him out the most is his array of gadgets from his gag shop. He has a laughing gas gun to shoot t his victims. Funnyman doesn’t believe in killing. He has things that shoot pies, into the villain's car, and has squirting flowers that drench 5 people at once. He has electric buzzers, whoopee cushions, exploding socks and so many other things that help him in his quest against crime. He travels in a car called the Funny Mobile, which is a super charged turbo bug decorated like a clown. There is so much more that Funnyman has, but you’ll find out about his gadgets when you read about them in these tales. Funnyman always cracks a joke, he’s always being wise, he’s such a funny guy. He’s a Christian clown fighting type of guy. Who likes to save souls as well as fight crime.
Well there you have it, the famous crime fighting Funnyman! You’ve learned about his costume, and some of his crime fighting techniques , and about his alter ego, Bobby Joe. One last thing I want to say about Funnyman is that his stories are never boring , never dull, and there’s always excitement , action, adventure, danger and romance. Of course there’s always plenty of comedy and laughs too.
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Crime fighting is sort of like a sport. The more you practice the better you get. In real life all hero’s do not always get a touch down or 2 points. But hey, this isn’t real life this is fiction. Alright you said, we have enough superheroes, we don’t need Bozo pretending he’s Batman. Just to let you know, All your critics who think you know everything. This is not a spoof. This hero was created by me and my friends when I was a lad in Grade School. He is the basis and symbol of my neighborhood friends and all friends that I have grown up with. All the people described as bad guys aren't really bad their Just written that way. I know that’s not original, but it’s the truth. Kind of like a history reports! Names have been changed to protect the author from any possible lawsuits and all that crap. The story is based on true happenings, that did , could of, and would have like to have happen. I bring my sadden tears to those that I know that I didn't’ write in the story. That’s life.
To Bobby Joe,
The true Funny Man who made it possible for you the reader to shell out 5 bucks for this book, or to have wasted your gas going to the library to borrow it. Thank you Lord for the gifts of friendship and imagination.
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