UA MR CAS Un Chapter

The UnHeard Chapter of the UnChapter of UA MR CAS
At this point in the conversation, Arnold wondered if he should spring his special offer on Jelly. It was so phenomenal and exciting that he didn’t want him to have it. But no one ever took him seriously enough to actually take out this particular insurance plan. But Jelly was odd enough maybe to believe him. He looked a few fruit cases short of a full load of a fruit truck.
"You know we have a very special insurance plan that just might be right for you," inquired Seed.
"Look I just want what I want, and not anything more," was what he said. What he thought was, "Awww here we go, here comes the offer."
"Let me just tell you about it. It’s a plan to cover you, if say you should get killed, injured, etc by aliens from a UFO". Jelly just stared at him with disbelief but with total belief in mind. Jelly took out a little device.
"Lets just see. Reality meter: {\……I……} yeah I thought so. I know I pay you, but your reality check just bounced with me."
"Reality is a big nasty vicious dragon, but I don’t believe in dragons. To meddle in the affairs of dragons, you become crunchy and taste good with ketchup. I want to let the dragon of life only roast your hot-dogs and never burn your buns which is why I have this insurance plan. Look reality is for people with no imagination. Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. Imagination is intelligence having fun. Intelligence is Truth and the truth is out there, and I want to protect you from it." Arnold collapsed on his disk. His speech wore him out.
Jelly just looked at him. ‘Quite a cool convincing speech.’ But this thought because of previous conversations, because in actuality it was a rambling of cow droppings.
"Listen to yourself Mr. Seed. Lets listen to logic."
"I’ll listen to logic and reason when it comes out on CD. But no sense in trying to explain it to you. It’s more complex then you can imagine." The secretaries crinched in annoyance. They hated it when ever Arnold tried to sell his UFO insurance plan on anybody. He went on and on, and the potential buyer usually ended up walking out the door. The plan covered you if anything happen to you involving a UFO. No one to this date has ever bought a plan. Arnold went on for a few minutes until their conversation resumed into the rest of the UnChapter that was written earlier.
We pick up at
DING DONG
Arnold looked over and froze solid as ice on a pond, as his mouth dropped down to his shoes.
I just have one more thing to ask you", Jelly said with a look of concern! A thought flashed into Arnold’s head like a fire,
"God, what did I do wrong?"
"He’s going to be here awhile," Bonnie insisted!
"Well, at least I’ll have something to write home about", Bunny replied.
Jelly coming back in actually lead the sectaries to start dancing on the desk When miracles happen, it usually causes one to dance. Jelly came back in to actually buy the insurance plan. It seemed as if he was no. Bonnie ended sitting it out crying. She told Seed she would go on a date with him if anyone ever got the UFO insurance plan . She thought it was as likely to happen as the Red Sox winning the world series.
Later on after the meeting with Seed, aboard a UFO.
Alien 1: You got the insurance plan, oh Man you’ve caused our plan to work.
Jelly: You’ll pretend to abduct me and will collect the profits.
Alien 2: Yes 30/70 with the 30 coming to us YES. (the aliens high 4 each other. Little did they know that 30 on Earth is lower then 30 on their planet. Jelly decided not to let them in on that secret.
Alien 3: Whew hoo. (He jumped and slammed into the buttons on the control panel sending the UFO speeding out of control.
Alien 1 You MutarHead, (The UFO continued to gain speed)
Alien 2: We were in a secure hiding place and now you’ve blown it.
Alien 1: Blown us right out into the storm.
Jelly: And into the oncoming path of that plane.
All the alien’s plus Jelly looked at the oncoming plane. Each one relinquished a scream of horror.
Jelly wondered if any part of the plan, that he never read, covered the UFO itself, say it got damaged.
At this point Bodie Lee ( agent IQ 2 looked out his window at the oncoming UFO headed straight towards the plane.

Oliver Wright Elf: Oh wait till you see how this one turns out.
Christopher Wright Elf: They’ll have to wait just as we will, cause this was the last planed chapter.
Wilber Wright Elf: If the thing is to be anygood it needs to be rewritten. But another time, as we have other things to Right.
OWE: Poems
CWE: Screenplays
WWE: And More because we are
All three: The Wright Brother Elves
Critic Jack: Are they gone? Is this how the author leaves us? With a cliffhanger. With everything explained out for us as if it were a coming attraction. This is cheap and a bad payoff. I’ve seen better delivery’s out of an Ernest movie. This is WHOOPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
FunnyMan throws a pie right into CJ knocking him out.
The Bed with the 6 adventures speeds off into another adventure.
Ace and Sandy go for a little romantic stroll on the beach.
The Past Sheriff’s Twin goes off somewhere as everyone else does.
Willy left the computer room frustrated. "Man I don’t think I’ll ever be able to finish this tale. Maybe I better try something new. Maybe I could renew this one." Willy sat on a couch to ponder what he should write next. As he wondered he wandered into sleep, while 3 little people walked over him and down the aisle of the next bookshelf. But Willy didn’t notice as he had wondered into another dream, and that dream is a whole another story itself that we won’t talk about That is the conclusion (for the time being) of UA MR CAS. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. The thinking tried to make it’s way but Logic started blow smoke rings at it and thus he disappeared in a puff of logic.