Food Fight

Food Fight

By

Mark Steven Wilson

Written back when I was in about 5th grade

Dictated to by Louise Wilson

One Christmas my Aunt Lindy gave me “The Marvelous Land of Oz’ as a Christmas gift. That book helped turn me on to the love of reading. I don’t remember what turned me on to the love of writing, but I’m sure their connected somehow. Ever since I can remember I’ve been writing stories. For the most part I never wrote on my own. My mother was my dictator. I told her what to write and she wrote it. I actually wrote something that I sent to a publisher of a children’s magazine. It was rejected. I don’t know what ever happen to it. But I still have a copy of the major novel of my youth. It was written in about 5th grade. I have kept the story intact to preserve a piece of my history. Enjoy.

Typo’s and Spacing may be needed to be fixed at a later date.
Prologue
In another place, somewhere in another galaxy, is a world composed of things made up entirely of food, excluding the living inhabitants found there. This place is called Murkett, which is shaped like a hamburger. There is one set of creatures, which looks like a bluish-green rabbit, that wears clothes just like us, called Creerits. There are also humans, both good and evil, mostly good. They have the same capabilities as the Creerits. The capabilities consist of approximately the same technology that we have today on Earth.
Both the Creerits and the Humans have their own villages. They even have separate religions, which are similar to those found on Earth. There are other creatures to found on this planet, but for now I think we should get on with the story.
Chapter 1 Escaped
It all began one day when a Human from another kingdom was painting in the King’s Palace. This palace was located in the center of the Human’s village and the king was a Human, named Biladeau. The person painting this wall, named Swishin, was being forced to do so as punishment for tying up a citizen with bubble gum and throwing him into Lemon Lake.
“You can’t make me work like this.” he yelled out.
“Well, we are, aren’t we?” said one of the king’s guards.
“How am I going to get out of hear?” he mumble to himself.
He started meditating.
“Stop veging out”, yelled one of the king’s guards.
“What can I do? I need to do something very horrid,” mumbled Swishin.
He thought and thought and thought. Soon it was time for him to quit and retire for the night. He thought he would sleep on his problem.
The next morning he came up with a solution. There had been at least three wars on the other side of the planet, so he figured on starting a war here, in order that he could become ruler of the kingdom.
This is what he decided to do:
He thought if he could write a letter and send it to the Cavities, telling them someone told it around that the Cavities were barbarians. By way of explanation, the Cavities are inhabitants shaped like rocks, with hands, feet, eyes, etc., who live outside the Human and Creerits kingdom. When they get a chance, they love to shrink down to a minute size, get into human’s mouths and destroy their teeth. In view of the new toothpaste around, this rarely happened. By the way, Cavities hate to be called barbarians and also you can fool them very easily. Now this is how it came about-how he accomplished it:
Swishin knew that a priest came by once a day to talk to the criminals held in the palace dungeon. He knew it was his turn to be visited by the priest, so he secured a head of cabbage (which on Murkett constitutes a rock). When the priest came in there were guards there. Swishin threw the cabbage as hard as he could, hitting the first guard, who bounced off the second guard, who bounced off the priest, knocking all three out like a light. He ran and snatched up the priests Bible and ran for all he was worth. The other guards tried to catch him without success. He found himself free and headed towards the mountain where the Cavities lived. Now, if you think for a minute that this would be an easy way for other criminals to escape, you are mistaken. Normally when a priest spoke to the criminals incarcerated in the dungeon they seemed to become less violent-but the message never really got to Swishin because he never paid attention. Soon the news go around to both towns-the Human and Creerits towns. People were fascinated by this news, because it didn’t happen that often-in fact it never happen before.
King Biladeau was wondering what to do with this situation and what would happen to Swishin.
 Chapter 2 In the Lair of the Cavities
Swishin traveled swiftly along a long forgotten chocolate bar road, which led him a day’s travel. Along the way he wrote down the note he was going to give to the king o the Cavities. This note read:
“Dear Cavity People..
We think you are barbarians and that you are total losers. You’ll never catch us unless you get rid of all our toothpaste, which you’ll never do. Ha ha .....
. . signed, King Biladeau” ‘
P.S. King Ribbett of the Creerit Village gives you his hateful regards too.”
Swishin wrote all this down with a licorish candy he had in his pocket on a blank page of the Bible he had snatched from the priest.
He soon arrived at the place where the Cavities lived. He didn’t see anyone around.
“That’s strange”, he said to himself. Suddenly three Cavities pounced on him and his note flew out of his hand, onto a nearby cabbage rock.
“What do you want here, stupid Human?,” said one of the Cavities.
“I have come to give you a note that my crummy king sent to you. He said he would throw me in the compost pile if I didn’t bring it to you. “ For a moment they thought he was going to splatter them with toothpaste, but he didn't’. They checked him carefully to see if he had any toothpaste on him, but he was clean. Then they read the note. For a moment they were going to fire their banana guns at him, until he spoke out.
“Just a moment. That’s not what I say, that’s what my old crummy king says. Also, everyone else in town thinks the same way the ding does, ev...”
He was about to say ‘even me’, but then he remembered, He continued....
“But I don’t think like that. I think you are just totally out of this world.”
Do you think the Cavities believed him? If you guessed that they did, you are right. They brought him in before their king, handing the note over to him and explaining how it had been brought. For a moment King Cavity was going to throw his royal scepter spearmint cane at him, but didn’t because Swishin spoke up in his defense, like he did outside.
“What’s the meaning of this?” King Cavity yelled.
“Who does King Biladeau think he is? Well, we’re going to have to declare war immediately.”
“ But Sir, remember the toothpaste,” one of his advisors spoke up.
“Yes, what are we going to do about the toothpaste?” shouted King Cavity.
“Leave that to me.” said Swishin.
Swishin was very cleaver at making blueberry explosive. He thought if he went down to the toothpaste factory that he could blow the toothpaste into the ground, where it would just disappear. Then he could make it rain by sprinkling salt dust from the grown into the clouds by sending it up on a pancake glider. Swishin then planned to make special suits which would protect the Cavities from the toothpaste. The suits would be made from apple skins.
“We are allergic to all that nutritious junk”, said one of the Cavity guards.
“With sugar inside, so you’ll feel comfortable”, added Swishin.
“That sounds agreeable”, said one of the kid Cavities, standing nearby.
In fact, it was true. Sugar inside would help protect the Cavities without melting the healthy food outside, and toothpaste couldn’t eat through the protective layer of apple skins.
“It sounds like we’re going to smuck that bilge water Biladeau and that kooky Creerit and his kingdom too.!”
What the Cavities did not know was that soon Swishin would be the Cavities master. Is this getting exciting? If you want to find out what happens- Read On.


Chapter Three- Toothpaste Gone-School Conquered
Brrr, went Hamilton’s bike, which was made of corn cobs and chicken legs. On his bide with him was his girlfriend, Lillybelle. They were on their way to school. The school was located on the boundary line between the Human and Creerit villages. Hamilton (called Ham for short) and Lillybelle were Humans. It was similar to schools found here in the United States.
He parked his bike in t he bicycle rack, which was made from asparagus stalks. I think I should mention that the corn cob on the bike was used for the seat and that the chicken legs propelled the bike along, in the same manner as someone running. You see, they don’t use wheels on this planet for their vehicles
Ding, ding, ding went the first bell, made from a dried cantaloupe shell, with a cherry gong inside it.
“We better get to our first class”, said Hamilton, as he scurried along with Lillybelle, towards his friends. His friends consisted of Meatstalk, the Creerit, Annabelle, the Creerit and Butterfingers, a Human.
“Hey, Dabes! (Dabes means people in slang talk)
“Did you do your school that you were to do at home?” asked Butterfingers.
“I sure did---not”, answered Hamilton.
“All that study about that planet far, far away is a bunch of baloney.” said Hamilton.
“I don’t believe there are any other planets out there in that universe.”
“Well, it looks like F City for you,” said Annabelle
“Ouch” cried Butterfingers. His hand slipped while opening his locker and was stuck in the door. Ding, ding, ding went the final bell, which meant you had to be in your classes, or you would be considered tardy.
“Come on, Butterfingers. It’s time to be in our first class,” cried Meatstalk.
“How can I? I have my fingers stuck in my Locker.” he replied back.
“Well, you’re just going to have to take your locker with you or something”, said Annabelle.
Meanwhile, Swishin came to the toothpaste factory, which was right near the school. He was dressed up as an old man.
“Sir, I have come to get some toothpaste”, said Swishin in a gravely voice.
“I never saw you around before,” said the guard.
“I’m visiting my grandson”, said the old man.
“Oh, all right. I shall go and get you some. Why is it, every time somone runs out of toothpaste they come here to the factory?” They sold toothpaste in the stores, but they also let people have it at the factory. People mostly came just to get on the factory owner’s nerves. While the guard wasn’t looking, Swishin but some blueberry explosives under the gate.
Meanwhile, at the nearby school, Hamilton was staring out the window. He happen to see Swishin put the blueberry explosives under the gate.
“Hey look: That man is putting something under the gate at the toothpaste factory. This looks suspicious.” Hamilton hollered.
Everyone looked out the school window.
“Hey, yeah! I’ll go tell one of the custodians to see what that is all about.” said the teacher. “Class you stay here and work on your math assignment.” However, they didn’t work on their math assiment, but instead made fruit rollup airplanes and spitballs.
BOOM The bomb went off.
Swishin got inside the gate. The guards started chasing after him with their banana guns. ZAP- they fired at him, but missed. Swishin fired his banana gun back at the guards. Bulls Eye. He hit both guards. He ran into the factory, dodging all the other guards.
Meanwhile, the Cavities were on pancake gliders, with their apple skin's suits on, heading for the toothpaste factory, with blueberry explosives. Swishin meanwhile planted some more blueberry explosives inside the factory. He then got out fast, as the Cavities were dropping their blueberry explosives.
Bombs were bursting all over the place. Soon Swishin’s bombs burst the toothpaste into the air, lifting of the factory roof, which was made from American Cheese. He then put the salt dust from the ground into a box and lifted it onto a pancake glider, which carried it up into the clouds. When the salt reached the clouds, it brought about rain, which made the toothpaste melt, because the rain was made of Coca Cola.
The Cavities then started heading towards the school.
“Oh no! everybody started to shout. “Someone go get the teacher, get the police, get the army”.
“Oh my teeth. My beautiful white teeth. Without toothpaste, I’ll never be able to eat meat again,” said Meatstalk.
“Quit children. Calm down. Everything will be OK” said the teacher, as she came bursting in. Soon the Cavities invaded the school.
Hamilton, Lillybelle, Annabelle, Meatstalk and Butterfingers secretly hid inside their lockers. They were small, but they could breathe. Soon Swishin burst into the principal's office. The principal fired toothpaste at the Cavities next to Swishin, but it just ran down their waits. He fired again, but nothing happened.
“Firing toothpaste will do no good.” Swishin said, as he slapped the principal in the face. “I own this school now.”
“Whaaaaaa.....” He heard a noise outside the building.
“What’s that?” shouted Swishin.  
Chapter Four- A New Leader
“Freeze! This is the Royal Guard.”
“Ha ha, Ha, you expect to frighten us?” said Swishin.
“Yep. We’ll splatter you all with toothpaste if you don’t surrender.”
“Pahh. You cant’ splatter us. We are invincible.”
“Oh yeah? let them have it. Boys.”
They fired a large blast of toothpaste at the school, hoping the Cavities would get scarred. However, that made the Cavities angry and they came out charging at them. They kept firing and firing toothpaste, but nothing happened. Soon the Cavities captured all the Royal Guard.
While this was happening, Hamilton decided to take a peek outside and see what was going on. Suddenly a Cavity grabbed him by the arm. Hamilton hit his arm hard, allowing him to escape, however he broke his teeth while doing this, as the Cavities are hard as rock.
At this point, everyone scurried out of their locker. Hamilton helped Butterfingers out of his locker, so he wouldn’t get stuck like he did the last time. Then they all dashed outside, out the back door, fleeing Cavity guards. They saw some Cavity guards standing on a truck. Quickly Lillybelle said, “Hey, isn’t that toothpaste leaking out your suit?”
The Cavities on the truck started to scream and jumped off. They got on the truck, not knowing how to drive it. Butterfingers, however, knew how to drive a car.
Hamilton blurted out, “You tell me how to drive and I’ll do the driving. With your butterfingers, you’ll probably drive us over a cliff-no offence intended.”
“But--” started Butterfingers.
“Good. I’ll drive,” continued Hamilton.
“First of all, put on the ON Button. “
“Got yuh!”
“Then, push the handle on to drive and give her the gas.”
“Oh no-you have it in reverse.”
At the same time, Cavity guards were coming to get them, but turned away in view of Hamilton’s driving, since he was backing up in their direction.
“Don’t talk about Butterfingers being bad. “ said Lillybelle. “I wouldn’t exactly say you were an A student either.”
“Don’t get cute.” growled Hamilton.
Soon he got it into drive, but that was even worse, as his driving was comparable to five drunk drivers combined into one, which was pretty bad. He was smashing everything.
“You fools”, shouted Swishin. “Can’t you even stop a bunch of little brats?”
Swishin stopped, however, when Hamilton ran over him. Soon Hamilton drove away. Swishin cussed as he got up, with chicken leg tread marks all over him.
Meanwhile, at the palace, the King received reports back that the Cavities were invincible because of their apple skins and that they were coming to get him, led by Swishin. The king knew of nothing he could do. None of his advisors knew of anything, nor his magicians, so he got some of his guards to help him pack some of his things into his royal Rollo Royce. He did not have time to pack all the things needed, because Swishin and the Cavities had arrived.
The Cavity guards started firing at the King with their banana guns, as the King, some advisors, and guards were driving away. A magician who happen to be on the truck, named Macaroon, raised his arms, puffed up a large, large macaroon, directed it over the Cavities heads and plopped it down.
The Cavities started to cuss as they lay sprawled all over the place. They shook their fists as the king and his cohorts drove away into the distance. Soon Swishin released all the criminals from their cells and in their place put the guards that they had capture.
Later when Swishin captured the rest of the town he incarcerated them too.
“It’s good to be out of that stuffy old cell. Boy, I sure would like to boil him in hot mustard.” said one of the released criminals.
“You’ll get your chance sooner than you think, I hope.” said Swishin.
“Biladeau won’t last long out there without any medical supplies or food-ah hem, ah hem-pardon the expression.” said Swishin. “We’ll soon have them where we want them. “
Later on in the evening there was a big ceremony. The ceremony was in honor of Swishin, of course.
“Ladies and Cavity Men,” said King Cavity. “Swishin has been very honorable to us. We had led us and enabled us to conquer the Humans and those abominable Creerits. There-by-for, I pronounce Swishin our new king, because he is a much better leader then I.” Swishin had finally accomplished one of the goals he had set for himself, which was to be ruler of the Cavities  

Chapter Five-King Biladeau’s Plan
“Be careful how you put those false teeth in.” said Hamilton to Lillybelle.
“You’re almost as bad as Butterfingers”, he said with a smile.
“Don’t get pushy” said Lillybelle, as she nudged him. “There, how’s that?”
“Fine.” answered Hamilton.
“Hurry”, exclaimed Meatstalk, as he hopped by, “or we’ll be late for the meeting.”
“All right, here we come.” said Hamilton, as he put his arm around Lillybelle and walked down towards the meeting hall. The meeting hall was in an old bandied save, under Lemon Lake. There they hid from the Cavity People. The Cavity people were not familiar with that area, so they felt they were safe here. Only one fear entered there minds. They did not know how well Swishin knew the lake, although they heard by way of the grape vine that he had once thrown somone into the lake.
King Biladeau and other citizens who had escaped also went to Lemon Lake.
“Order, order” shouted King Biladeau.
“As you already know, Swishin has escaped and we need to take drastic action. Since he has teamed up with the Cavities, it spells double trouble.”
“It does not spell double trouble”, shouted a little boy from the crowd.
“Now , why do you say that?” said King Biladeau.
“Because ‘order, order’ as you already knew, and the rest of your speech ( which he quoted word for word) does not spell double-trouble, because double-trouble, is a compound word and order, order--”
“OK, OK son, I get your message. That was just an expression.”
“Oh, sorry, mister.”
“Now, as I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted, the Cavities have become powerful with their suits. The thing we must do is find a way to get rid of their suits. Right now, we are going to have to get some medical supplies.”
“Sir, what about enough food?”
“Ahhh, I don’t think that will be a real problem.” (You can understand why finding food would not be a problem on the planet of Murkett).
“We definitely have to rescue King Ribbett, who has been captured also. We understand he is imprisoned in his own castle. “
The people then started talking amongst themselves.
“We assure you he will be rescued,” said King Biladeau.
“What we must do is raid both of the king’s palaces and get our medical supplies.”
“Hey, how about raiding the Arts and entertainment Shop?” said Hamilton.
“How come?”
“It’s boring around here without any music” replied Hamilton.
“So, this is my plan,” said King Biladeau, ignoring Hamilton.
“Some of you will pose as Cavity guards. You will get into apple skin suits and you can stuff coconuts inside the suits so as to appear to be as hard as the Cavities. You should take on the appearance of Cavities this way. Then each of you shall take along a prisoner. After you obtain the medial supplies be sure to free some of the prisoners. This will give freedom to some, as well as increase our army, and don’t forget King Ribbett. So, troopers, you know our plan.”
“We do,” they shouted back.
“Go out and slaughter those creeps.”
(Do you think they can get the medical supplies? The only way you can find out is to read on:







Chapter Six-Escape From The Creerit Castle
The moon glared brightly as Cavities started bringing some prisoners to King Ribbett’s castle (King of The Creerits-also this castle is located in the middle of the Creerit village). King Ribbett hopped around noisily in his cell, located in the castle. King Ribbett’s castle had dungeons similar to those found in King Biladeau's castle.
“Boy, you better let us out of here”, shouted King Ribbett. “Otherwise, Biladeau will have your neck.”
“Huh!” That Biladeau couldn’t lick a piece of pie,” said the Cavity guard, who was guarding him.
“You just wait and see”, replied King Ribbett.
Now, this is how everything was arranged: Hamilton, Lillybelle and Macaroon, the Magician, were to go to King Biladeau’s Human castle and Annabelle, Meatstalk and Butterfingers were to go to King Ribbett’s Creerit Castle. The individuals selected were not thought to be known by the Cavities, with the exception of Macaroon , who was the one chosen to pose as the prisoner. He was to be stuffed in a large tub of crushed macaroon, made to look like mushed squash. You see, Macaroon’s power gets stronger whenever he gets near a macaroon, but when he touches squash he loses his power. The crushed macaroon was made to look like squash by butting on salad dressing, which comes from a plant called the Salad Plant. The way they made salad dressing was by squeezing the plant. By the way, there are different kinds of salad plants. The one put on the squash is known on earth as “French Dressing”.
Hamilton and Lillybelle posed as the guards, carrying Macaroon along in a giant bowl, made from hardened pizza dough.
Now that we have discussed the little details, sit back and relax because the first major action is coming up. Let’s start it off in the Creerit Castle.
“Owwwww, you hopped on my toe,” shouted Butterfingers at Meatstalk, as he hopped along.
“Well, I cant’ help it.”
The Creerits were dressed up as kid Cavities, with Butterfingers as their prisoner. They strolled through the corridors of the castle, up to Lt. Kin Cavity, who was in charge of the prisoners there.
“Oh, I see you little Cavities have been going around collecting prisoners for us. All right, boys, take this guy away.”
“Hey, how come we can’t put him away behind bars? We got him and should have the honor of putting him away.”
“Well, it is against regulations, but I guess it would be OK, however, two guards will have to accompany you to make sure he doesn't’ get away.”
“Well, hey, I guess that will be OK.”
So they walked down to the cell, located under the castle. There they put Butterfingers in a cell already occupied by two Creerits. As the Cavity guards turned around with their backs to Annabelle and Meatstalk, they jumped up onto their backs and knocked them down. They were knocked out cold with the force of the fall.
Annabelle and Meatstalk got their keys and went over to release a mean, tough looking Creerit, who was chained up. Meanwhile, the Cavity guards were running towards them, banana guns in hand, firing away. Two of them crashed into the bar door as Meatstalk pushed it open. More were coming, so he slammed the door shut, so he could unchain the Creerit imprisoned there. When he did, three Cavities banged into it. He did not have much time to free the Creerit and desperately tried each of the keys. Suddenly a Cavity Guard unlocked the door with another key. He fired at Annabelle, who jumped up into the air. The shot from the banana gun hit the chain holding the prisoner, loosening one side. Then Butterfingers tried the last key, just as the Cavity guard grabbed him, pulled him away and shut the cell door.
Just at that moment, however, the strong Creerit, who was named Rocky, broke free from the rest of the chain-which was made from oven-baked stone-cold pretzels (which made them hard as rocks). Then he hopped up and kicked the door so hard that the door flew across the corridor, with the Cavity guard hanging on. This in turn knocked down the cells on the opposite side.
Rocky was the only prisoner chained up because he was so strong. (Come to think of it, the bars were made up from frozen candy bars, in case you’ve been wondering.) The other Creerits in the broken cells helped overpower the Cavity guards. In that way they got more keys and freed more prisoners quicker.
Butterfingers freed himself by wiggling his finger around in the lock, which opened the cell door.
“Hurry up and get me out of here, shouted King Ribbett.
“Ok, we’re coming, “Rocky said as he stretched the bars wide, enabling King Ribbett to come out.
Soon all the prisoners were free. They scurried off to King Ribbett’s throne room. They trampled over the Cavity guards and headed out the door.
“How can you let a little wimp Creerit get the best of you ner..?” shouted Lt. Kin Cavity.
Rocky shut him up with a blow to the mouth. Then he hopped outside with the others. They all scurried off to Lemon Lake.
“Pursue them at once,” shouted Lt. Cavity.
“Yes, Lt. Boss.”
They were so shook up after the daring rescue of the Creerits and Humans that they couldn't’ go after them. Well, it looks as through Butterfingers, Meatstalk, and Annabelle succeeded in their part of the rescue mission.. Now, let’s see how Hamilton and the others are doing.   
    Chapter 7- Barley An Escape
“Oh, you stepped on my toe“, shouted Hamilton.
“Well, it’s hard to see through this contraption on my head,” replied Lillybelle.
“Quiet you two“, shouted Macaroon, as they approached the drawbridge to King Biladeau's castle, which was made of_______________.
“We have a prisoner here”, said Lillybelle, in a tough voice, trying to sound like a Cavity.
“Duuuuuuuu! It looks like you have Macaroon, the King’s royal magician. Swishin’s goanna be very pleased.”
“Hey, and he’s also going to give us a big fat bonus for bringing him in,” said Hamilton.
“You’ll never get away with this,” shouted Macaroon.
“I’ll find a way out of this somehow.”
“Duuuuuuuu, I’d like to see you do it while you're stuck in mushed squash.”
“All right, go on it“, said the Cavity guard. “Bring him up into the thrown room before King Swishin.”
“Yes Sir.”
As the guards watched them go off, Macaroon turned his head around, hypmatizing him with his eyes. The guards fall down. Macaroon turned his head back around. They soon entered the thrown room where King Swishin was playing a video game called ‘Cavities Lair’.
“Your Majesty, These Cavities have captured the King’s magician Macaroon.”
“Macaroon! That is splendid. Just Splendid. Well how does it feel to be captured Macaroon? “
“You just wait until I’m out of here. I’ll fix you real good.”
“Oh yeah , You’ll never get out of here while your in mushed squash. By the way how did you happen to catch him, “ Swishin said turning to the Cavity guards.
“Well, oh he was sleeping under a tree. We knew it was a good opportunity to capture him, so we mushed some squash and dumped it on him, making him helpless.”
“Oh, is that so. It would appear Macaroon isn’t as smart as he thinks. Well, that was indeed very clever. “If I didn’t know ay better I’d say I was being tricked.”
“Oh no! What makes you think that? “ said Lillybelle.
“Nothing. Here’s the key to the dungeon. Take it and lock Macaroon in“.
Then Lillybelle and Hamilton dragged Macaroon off to the dungeon. Swishin When Macaroon first saw Swishin he hypnotized him immediately. This prevented Swishin from knowing their plan. Because Swishin was aware of the well known fact that Macaroon could not be capered while asleep due to his extra sensitive ears. The Cavities didn’t know this, however, because there intelligence was equal to that of a kindergartener's on our planet. Aren't you glad Swishin didn’t know their plans? Otherwise their whole plan would have been “spoiled.” After Macaroon was out of the room, Swishin fell asleep, still under hypnotism. Then Macaroon sent out some magical dust which only made Cavities fall asleep.
Then of course, Macaroon freed all the prisoners by one wave of his hand, which melted all the prison bars into chocolate pudding. Next they escaped. After they had all fled Swishin and the cavities woke up. The next part of the story is censored, so I’d better not write it.  

Chapter 8 Cavities Drop In
Now here comes one of the big battles of the story. As you have probably guessed Swishin bawled out the Cavity guard.
“You fool, you fool, you let them escape.”
“What are we gonna do now boss?, said one of the Cavities.
“Find them of course. Units, start scouting out the Major Caves in the area. That is a major hiding place and well soon get them. “ Luckily for everybody, Swishin did not know the secret hiding place but soon he would., by accident of course. Dum de dum
“Uh Oh”, said a Creerits who was standing nearby.
“What’s the matter”, said his friend.
“It looks like a a Ca -Ca,”
“For Petes sake, say it man.”
“ A cave, cav ca flying up there.”
“Oh my gosh, duck quick, back inside.” At this point the alarm went off.
“Oh boy quiet down everyone.”
“Maybe he’ll fly over us and not see us,” shouted King Biladeau. “All right Stand by your stations everyone, It’s about one billion to negative zero that he’ll find us, said Biladeau. But misfortune well soon fall upon them.
“Iaacaa. I wonder where those disgusting things are, “ said the Cavity who was flying up above.
“Well find them sooner or later because were smart as a hot dog,” said his companion. (hot dogs on this planet are a form of dog which has the intelligence of a nursery school genius on our planet.
“Lets try looking down there,’ said the first cavity guard glaring down as he stopped. As he stopped, the other Cavity rammed right into him. There jet packs which were made of Taco shells and tobacco sauce suddenly turned into burnt corn. plummeting them towards Lemon Lake, which they were flying over. They went down so fast they hit the bottom. There they were chased by a grape jelly fish smack into the hideout of the escaped humans & Creerits.
“So they’re not going to find us,” shouted Lillybelle to Hamilton.
“Well we can all make a mistake.”
When the Cavities entered the hideout they both hit the cave wall knocking them out. After a couple of seconds they woke up.
“Daah, where are we?” Everyone just stood there, not knowing what to do, when suddenly an old man came up to them.
“Why you are Cavity People and we are the Creerits and Humans, the ones you want to Capture.”
“Ok then you are our prisoners,” said one of the Cavities.
“Not so fast said the old man. Your boss Swishin would give you more credit if you told him where the base is, because you were looking for our base which means he wants to know where the base is.”
“Dua that makes sense,” said the second Cavity guard. “Ok then, where is your base?”
“Green Vegetable Valley Park. So you go tell Swishin. Don’t tell him we told you though. You’ll get more credit if he things you found out yourself.
“Ok one question before we go then. where is Swishin’s place?” Then the old man told them how to get to Swishin’s place. Then the Cavity said before leaving,
“This doesn’t look like a park. It looks like a lake to me.”
“Well this is a lake said the old man. This is no concern of yours , so just forget about it.” When he ended his statement the Cavities left. After they left everyone stood there with a hundred questions in their minds. They all started to talk at once. Finally King Biladeau shushed everyone up to let the old man explain.
This is where my mother stopped writing for me. I’m not sure why she stopped. Or maybe I just stopped. I don’t remember. Often times I’ve started stories and never completed them. More often I’ve never even started stories. I have a lazy streak in me that has prevented me from writing some really great stories. More about that another time. Actually I did start to write on my own, after my mother decided not to write for me anymore. Here is what I did on my own.
Written by Mark, without help.
The Old man expressed himself. He explained that this way the cavities will not know where their base is and tell Swishin the other place and when they go there to attack us well jump them and clobber them .
“How?” cried Meatstalk they have their Apple skin suits, their sronger and their are more of them and with Swishin as their leader they probably have better wapons.”
“ I was going to let somone else work on that part, “ replied the old man.
“SOmthing must be done,” cried King Bilideu.
Chapter 9
The 2 cavities reported back to the Castle. Wear Swished jumped up and down. cheering at the cavities works


That was short wasn‘t it. . I remember I was planning on having this big war. Lots of food being thrown around. This spaceship, I think from earth maybe, was going to land in the middle of the battle, and take off again in a hurry, after being splattered with food. . The humans discover Listerine and win the war that way. Somehow Dental Floss is involved but I don’t know how.
I was thinking about intagrading an updated version of this story as part of UA MR CAS. Maybe I’ll update this story and add the wisdom of my years. But here is a piece of my history.